Love SMS

Raat mein khayaalon mein aati ho tum
Kabhi saamne aakar bhi dekho
Hum se baatein to roz karte ho tum
Kabhi humaari taraf muskuraakar bhi dekho

Humaari nazar bohat kuch keh deti hai
Kabhi hamein nazaron se samjh kar to dekho
Humse dosti ka rishta hai tumhara
Kabhi hum say dil laga kar to dekho

Humari baton ne tumhaara dil kai baar behlaya hai
Kabhi apni baton se hamein hasaa kar to dekho
Mujhse milkar anjaane mein dil mein basne lagti ho
Kabhi hamein bhi apne dil mein basaa kar to dekho

Har mushkil rah be aasaan ho jaayegi bus
Hum par ik baar aitbaar kar ke to dekho
Hum tumhein zindagi mein har khushi denge
Bus ek baar humse pyaar kar ke to dekho

Tumhein apaane ke liye har imtihaan denge hum
Humein kabhi aazmaa kar to dekho
Tum kehte ho ke bohat mushkil hai mujhe apnana
Ek baar hamein apna banaa kar to dekho

How Would You Know If
He Really Loves You?
It’s when You Scream, He Is Calm,
When You Slap Him, He Kisses You,
When You Cry, He Hugs You,
When You Tell Him You Hate Him
He Tells You He Loves You

If Ten People Care For You,
One Of Them Is Me,
If One Person Cares For You,
That Would Be Me Again,
If No One Cares For You
Then I Am Not In This World.

Wannna Propose a girl…….. Try this!!!!
Follow strictly the below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed:

Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day.

Pick a rose

Spot the girl

Stand in front of her

Give her the rose

Hug her tightlllyyyyy

If she doesn’t resist. Battle won, the girl is yours!!

If she resists and stare at you angrily, immediately leave her and start clapping and shouting

‘Didi Darr Gayi, Didi Darr Gayi!!!’
And Say April Fool…………….

Prof .of Economics

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.

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Prof. Of Accountancy

Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

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Prof. Of Algebra

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

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Prof. Of Geometry

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

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Prof. Of Physics

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

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Prof. Of Chemistry

Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

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Prof. Of Zoology

Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

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Prof. Of Physiology

Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

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Prof. Of Dentistry

Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

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Prof. Of Philosophy

Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

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Prof. Of English

Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

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Prof. Of Architecture

Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

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Prof. Of Comp.Science

What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

When tomorrow will dawn ; Without you by my side
When my days will be dark ; Without your beam of love
When the nights will be lonely ; Without your tender touch
When the birds won’t sing ; And the trees won’t blossom
When tears will go on ; With nobody to console
When emptiness will haunt ; Every corner of my soul
When the world will recall ; Our incomplete story
When the mountains will echo ; Your deep voice
When the oceans will reflect ; The sparkle of your eyes
When the wind will bring ; The fragrance of your breath
When tomorrow will dawn ; Without you my love
Who could tell me once ; How to live without you…?

1. Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life… I £ove You…
2. A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh… A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT… WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???
3. It is not being in love that makes me happy… but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.
4. Being near is not the meaning of being dear,
I may be far from u but msgs are bridges
2 make u feel that I always REMEMBER YOU!
5. When all seems lost and lonely for you
And you dont really know what to do
Look inside your heart and see
There in a special place, I will be

1. I luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style. Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!
2. As I lie awake in my bed. All sorts of thought run through my head, Like why do I love you as much as I do. Then I realise its because you are you!
3. I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more. Your happy smile, Your loving face, No one will ever take your place.
4. I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is stil the same.
Though I smile and seem carefree,
there’s no one who misses you more than me!!
5. Is that love i see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?
6. Curved high on a mountain covered in dew… I saw these 3 words… I LOVE YOU!

Ishq karne wale log khud ko fanaah lete hain,ishq karne wale kabhi doosro ko fanaah nahi karte….

Ishq me bataen kya nahi hai,ye ik nazaron ka jaadu bekhudi hai, ye pal do pal ki bas diwangi hai, ki bas phir naam sari zindagi hai ,kabhi hansane ki bas ye ik saza hai, jo sari umr rone ko mili hai, magar phir bhi to pyari hai mohabbat,ki mera vada bhi meri mohbbat, tere diye gham bhi sare hain ishq, agar ye sab na hote kya main karti.

Tum nay itna intizaar keyon kiya….khud ko itnaa be-qaraar keyon kiya…
oos ko yaad kar kay tum ko kya milaa…yeh bataao itnaa piyar keyon kiya..

Jis shaam mere lab per tera naam na aaye,Khuda kare aisi shaam na aaye…. Aai meri mahobbat, ye kabhi mumkin hi,Nahin, afsaana likhnu aur tera naam na aaye…

Naam ki kya baat karte hoo, log chehre tak bhool jate hain…tum samander ki baat karte hoon, log aankhon main doob jate hain…..

1. U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean
2. nothing to u, but u’ll always be special to me.
3.Someday you’ll 4get abt me, …my name, …my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you… But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know… I’ll never 4get you…
4. So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !
5. I may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we’re both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.
6.I dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz it aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious…i am missin u!
7. Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u.
8. Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are..bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1..
9. I have liked many but loved very few. yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I’d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
10. A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!

1. Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither… ‘Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
2. You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
3.You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
4. They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
5. I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!
6.Tears in my eyes ……… Tears for you …… Tears that realise how much I love you.
7. If a raindrop would mean … I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would …. rain all day !
8. I love you even more than when I started this sentence.
9. I’ll love you till the end! And then some more.
10. A day without your love is a day without life.