Love SMS

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Reshma,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(a)10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn’t control seeing me
(c) really …. am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me
because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped
singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I’ll like your song

4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide
it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don’t know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and
you took only my friend’s
because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won’t feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don’t know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn’t get into your bus…
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn’t notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on
your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M
because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don’t delay in
expressing it. If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in
your heart and it’s getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than
30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not. Eagerly awaiting
your reply..

Love, Aakash

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Reshma’s reply letter was also in Q/A format……..

Aakash,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class,
sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No

2) If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop
singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.

You poked your nose inside….. right ?
(a) Yes (b) No

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn’t you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
a)Yes (b) No

7) Shouldn’t I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No

You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana’s flower. Is it
true ?
(a) Yes (b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That’s why I could see you in temple. I come
daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No

If you have answered “Yes” to any of the question, then I am not loving
you. If you have answered “No”, then you don’t know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you.

Intelligent Lover’s Love Letter
This is a love letter from a boy to a girl…. However, the girl’s

father does not like him and want them to stop their

relationship. ….. and so… The boy wrote this letter to the girl..

he knows that the girl’s father will definitely read this letter..

1 ‘The great love that I have for you

2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you

3 grows every day. When I see you,

4 I do not even like your face;

5 the one thing that I want to do is to

6 look at other girls. I never wanted to

7 marry you. Our last conversation

8 was very boring and has not

9 made me look forward to seeing you again.

10 You think only of yourself.

11 If we were married, I know that I would find

12 life very difficult, and I would have no

13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

14 to give, but it is not something that

15 I want to give to you. No one is more

16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

17 able to care for me and help me.

18 I sincerely want you to understand that

19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

20 if you think this is the end. Do not try

21 to answer this. Your letters are full of

22 things that do not interest me. You have no

23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that

25 I am still your boyfriend.’

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to ‘READ BETWEEN THE LINES’, meaning-only to read

1.3.5.7.9.11. 13 (Odd No.’s) go read it once again but the Odd Number

lines..

Happy Valentines Day

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

Age : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:
Total gross ( Monthly ) :
? 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
? bike rides each duration 1 hour
? trips to National Highways
? 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
? Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
? Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
? 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)
? Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Plz NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.

Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Search,,,,,, , never ends!!
Interested candidates can send their resume with

Subject:
Name/fresher- exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment. to the email address via mail
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected.

so many reasons why
i sit outside and cry
mostly its the sight of you
that day you said “i love you”
cant you see that i am not your toy
the one that always say “your my boy”
why if you love me like you say
you sit there and play around with my head?
Do you think i will come back?
because these feelings for some reasons wont go away
but this time sweetie, i am not gonna stay
I’ve taught myself not to cry
and sit, wonder, and ask “oh why”
I’ve grown up and realized that you
are not good enough, and will NEVER DO!
so just remember that from this day on,
i will survive
so now go on and find someone
who will also cry, and ask himself why

Read this Love Letter…… .

In today’s world of MBA’s, the old fashioned Love-Letter is being replaced by such ‘Corporate’ Love-Letters. go ahead and read on…..

Dearest Ms. _____,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you. Since the 25 th of December 2007(Tuesday) .
With reference to the meeting held between
us on the 24 th of December 2007 at 1500 hrs,
I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

However I am broadminded enough, to be taken care of all your expense account. I request you to kindly
respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.. Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely,